I refer to pretty much everyone in this blog by a pseudonym. If you have no idea who or what I am talking about, here's a primer:
- The Artist -- my sister
- Calico -- my mom's dim, overweight, vaguely hostile, adorable cat
- The Firefighter -- an ex-boyfriend (August 2003 - January 2008)
- JR -- a friend I met in January 2011 at orientation for grad school
- K -- an ex-boyfriend (May 2010 - April 2011)
- LB -- a local friend whom I have known since 7th grade
- Little Thief -- my mom's sneaky, irritating, adorable cat
- RJ -- an emotionally abusive ex-boyfriend
- Tabby -- my beloved special needs cat, adopted March 2008
- Ted -- a (female) friend I met in 2001 in college
